Pedo Buster

Gil was calmly waiting in line in the supermarket to buy Evil’s food, when she saw the most dreadful news on TV: a volcano erupted in Indonesia, threatening en entire city to be burnt down.

“That’s a job for Wonder Gil!” says our heroine, transforming into her super alter ego and heading for the Pacific fastest as she can.

In her way to there, however, her super audition sense lustful words uttered by a Willy Wonka-like creeper to a couple of little defenseless kids (who look like Courtney and Cody) in a park somewhere in England.

“Come and get your lollipop, little angel… I have toys in my van. Wanna see what I have inside my pants? It’s a rainbow!”

Now that Wonder Gil cannot stand! Like a Tomahawk crossing the sky, she comes from above, aiming for the kill, and the criminal scum only have time to give an “Oh crap” look microseconds before the merciless fist of Justice hits his face so hard it comes out the other side…

Inspired by this drawing [link] by , here’s Wonder Gil, teaching Alejandro a lesson: never offer candy to a child, you freak!
Gil – “I could be in Indonesia saving some innocent villagers from dying horribly at a volcanic eruption, but I LOATHE pedophiles!”

So, this is it, folks! 873 innocent villagers perished in Indonesia, but one more pedophile met his fate! We can say it was a good day for Wonder Gil!

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