NINJA ON

... Did Daredevil and Elektra just had a child?

Seeing that she was getting older and wanting to leave a legacy, Elektra conceived through artificial insemination, using a sample of DNA from Daredevil. She called her daughter "Alexa" (in honor of one of the daughters of King Constantine II of Greece) and placed her under the same martial arts training she endured. Tired of living under this regime of beatings, training and secrets of her mother – plus the possibility of being killed and resurrected time after time –, Alexa ran away from home, changed her name to "Giovanna" – “Gil” for short –, assuming the identity of an Italian-American girl like any other, and jumped from one foster home to another as she grew older. But then all that training was a waste of time? Nah! After leaving Greece, her life was very poor, and "Gil" went to live in violent, blue-collar neighborhoods where no one would recognize her as the Natchios' heiress. Wanting to put into practice all she knew and make some money, she went on to lead a double life: by day, a normal girl. At night, a feared crime fighter and mercenary heroine, accepting missions on her Kim Possible-style website (hey, you didn't think all these cool stuff were free, uh?!)...

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Now forget everything you've read. I just made if for fun

The idea started with Gil dressing as Elektra for Halloween (one of options, since she can use her twin Sai to prepare marshmallows!) or some cosplay convention, but her Mom found the original costume "too outrageous" and inappropriate for a girl, Gil made her own version of the Elektra costume, inspired by the 2003 movie starring Jennifer Garner. Missing the magical ninja abilities of her character, however, Gil tried to spice up her outfit with a selection of weapons from her arsenal, as her nunchuks (that are illegal in Canada).

I like to imagine, however, that Gil liked her new super suit so much that she decided to use it to its full capacity and began to lead a double life as a ninja heroine, mowing down gangs and offenders at night in Ottawa. She, however, didn't think the main thing: a superhero name. I though of “Red Scare”. Sounds cool?

Convention Day:

Gil appears in the room wearing the classic Elektra costume and parades to her parents: NSFW indeed...

Gil's Mom – "You will not leave this house wearing that".
Gil – "But Mom, it's a cosplay convention! I have to dress like my character"
Gil's Mom – "Your character is a stripper?! Go put something that won't get us in trouble with the Child Service or else you do not leave this house. Now!".
Gil – "Okay ....".

After a few minutes, Gil shows up again, this time with her original super suit:

Gil – “So, Mom? You like this one better? This one has pants”
Gil's Mom – "Is it leather?"
Gil – "No. It is an alloy of Lycra and silicone"
Gil's Mom – "Oh, well. At least you're not showing your ass around..."

Gil – "Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! I'm gonna fight crime!"
Gil's Mom – "Back before 11pm!".
Gil – "Aw crap...".

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Gil's Dad – "She got you...".
Gil's Mom – "How so?".
Gil's Dad – "Now, how? She just dressed like a mini-prostitute because she knew you would allow anything as long as it wasn't the first choice. That's how TV shows avoid censorship. Classic"
Gil's Mom – "Our daughter wouldn't be so devious"
Gil's Dad – "The sooner you accept that she is, perhaps someday you'll be able to control her?"
Gil's Mom – "..." as it's sinking in...
Gil's Dad – "If we leave now, we can catch her on the way to downtown"
Gil's Mom – "The car keys, quickly!"

Coming soon: the super suit in glorious detail, for your appreciation. Stay on

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So many s and almost no comments? Is it THAT bad?