I watched “Simpson Tide”, one of the old episodes. Such a such these episodes doesn’t get enough reruns.
Anyway, I liked the picture of Homer as a drunken, dancing Cossack so much I made this pitiful attempt at another style.
Brockman – “Well sir, treason season started early this year, as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson”. [A picture of Homer, dressed as a drunk, dancing Russian, pops up on the screen
Marge – “Oh my God!”
Lisa – “I told him that photo would come back to haunt him”.
Brockman – “Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf”.
Abe – “My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist
, but he is not a porn star!”